Lullaby Marie — Chief Feline Officer

Meow there! I’m Lullaby Marie, the real boss around here — Chief Feline Officer of Kitty Khronicles. Keeping this place running on cuddles, chaos, and charm is no small task… but I handle it with style, grace, and just a touch of attitude.
I’m five years young, fabulously fluffy, and proudly spoiled. My origin story? Iconic.
One hot Houston afternoon, I was a bold little three-month-old kitten who showed up on The Cat Mom’s doorstep, stared her down, and demanded to be let in. Naturally, she said yes — and we’ve been inseparable ever since.
I run this house solo (as I should), and my mom? She’s a creative writer and full-time Cat Mom who built this cozy little internet corner to share the sweet, silly, sacred magic of life with cats. She’s the brains. I’m the beauty.
So whether you're here for laughs, product finds, cozy stories, or full-on fur therapy — welcome to the world of Kitty Khronicles, where the vibes are cozy, the love runs deep, and the treat jar is never empty.
🐾 Fun Facts About Me 🐾
Title: Chief Feline Officer (yes, it’s official).
Backstory: Found my mom at 3 months old — Houston heat, doorstep moment, instant adoption. She was chosen. 😼
Siblings: None. I’m more than enough cat for one heart.
Favorite Activity: Dramatic stretches followed by casual flops.
Favorite Treat: Anything Fancy Feast… unless I’m suddenly over it 🙄.
Love Language: Head bonks, slow blinks, and sleeping in forbidden places.
Pet Peeve: When the Cat Mom tries to move me mid-nap (bold of her).
Personality Type: 90% sweetheart, 10% chaos goblin (and proud of it)
Secret Skill: Making humans follow me — even outside. In 100° weather.
Post-Poop Ritual: Zoomies. Obviously. 💨💩
Dream Job: Taste tester for every new cat treat on the market (is anyone hiring? I could spare time from my CFO duties… if the treats are good enough).
Favorite Color: Pink. Because honestly, what other color is there?
Catnip Head: Please don’t tell my grandma and grandpa. They’d be side-eyeing the Cat Mom a little too hard on that one. 🙈
Fun Fact: I inspired this entire brand… because I’m just that iconic. 💅🐾